Chapter Three

What might you two be doing?
Phoenix: Well, our first kid was so cute and awesome... we've decided to make another one!
Great job. I support this idea. :D
Hullo, new chapter, dum de dum de dum.

And what are you doing, Miss Cute-And-Awesome?
Anemone: Waiting for Mummy or Daddy to come and take me out.
Ah. I see. They're... busy...

Anemone: Daddy came. :)

Wolfsbane: Oh no, look out! There's a monster coming down from space to eat you, Anemone!
Anemone: Monster?

Anemone: Monster! Agh!
Wolfsbane: Here it comes...

Wolfsbane: It's a tickling alien!

Uh oh, we're in trouble. It's the Repo-Lady.
Repo-Lady: *gleeful grin*
Angel: I hope she doesn't take me away!

Alder: Aah, the Repo-Lady! Run away!

Arid: Has she gone yet?
Nope, still here. Keep hiding.

Illyria: She stole our oven. How rude.
Yeah, let's check back in on the cute which is Wolfsbane and Anemone. Much kinder on the eyes.

Anemone: Here I come, Daddy!

Anemone: Phew, I made it!

Wolfsbane: Yay!

Anemone: Got your nose.
Phoenix and Wolfsbane give Anemone a disgusting amount of attention on the weekends - but that's because they're both at work all the time and she's left alone to play with Ari-Bear.

The attention is actually an apology for leaving her with this creepy smelly teenage boy. They feel very guilty about it, but what can they do? There are only so many babysitters in Appaloosa Plains, and this is the only one who's willing to miss school.

Phoenix is pregnant!

What are you doing?
Anemone: I'm hiding from the scary babysitter, ssssh.

I think that bed is a bit too big for Alder...

Who is this Stray Dog and what are they doing barking at our door?

Bambi Deer: Beep beep! Get out of my way, everyone! I'm on a mission!
Seriously, do deer in real life bounce like that? This I've gotta see.

Paperboy: Hm. Now where can I put this new paper so that it still looks artistic?

Wolfsbane: Angel, we do not wee on the floor in this house.
Illyria: Ha, ha. I learnt that ages ago.

Anemone and Ari-Bear are sleeping. :D

So is Phoenix.

Wolfsbane: Hands swim like fishies.

Wolfsbane: Bwoosh bwoosh.

Wolfsbane: Whoa! The boat is flying!

Anemone: Silly Daddy. Doesn't he know the toys are for me?

Anemone: Hi puppy!

It's Alder's birthday!
For some reason my dog ages glitched up, so even though Alder and Ashen are part of the same litter, the game thinks Ashen's birthday is a day later. So she'll be aging up soon too, don't worry.

Alder: Whoa, I look like my Dad.
Except you have blue eyes like Illyria. :D

Snapdragon: You're right, son, you do look like me.
Yup, he even has the same little freckles on his nose.

Phoenix: Here you go, Illyria, that feels nice, doesn't it?
Wolfsbane: Ah, honey? I think your water just broke.

Wolfsbane: What do I do, what do I do?! Help me, Arid!

Wolfsbane: Aaah, my wife is having a baby!
Calm down, mate.

Gonna go to the hospital, Phoenix?
Phoenix: No! The hospital in Appaloosa Plains is also the science centre! Who knows what kind of apalling experiements they do there? It's another home birth.

Here comes baby!

It's a boy! His favourite colour is Red, one of his traits is Virtuoso, and I forget the other significant things. I'll tell you next chapter, when I remember.
Oh! His name is Adagio. :D And he's apparantly got a darker version of Phoenix's skintone. Interesting.

Adagio: Wheeeeeee!

Aww, what's the matter, Anemone?
Anemone: I don't like my new brother.
Eh, he'll grow on you. See you next chapter, folks!

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