Chapter Five

Reed: I really need the toilet!
So go then!
Reed: No, I'm doing something else.
Phoenix: Can you say 'cat need potty', Adagio?

Oh that's what you were doing!

This is Alicante Fancy. He's pretty much the spitting image of Reed, and he's Adventurous and a Hunter.

And this gorgeous kitten, who looks like a sunset, is Alight Fancy. He's Neat and Destructive and sooooo pretty.

Guess who else is having a birthday?

Atlantis: Me!
Cuteness abounds in this picture. She inherited Wolfsbane's eyes and Phoenix's hair, like Adagio.

And Anemone decided to age up on the street, because she couldn't make it home in time. At least she had the sense to get off the road.

Okay, I think this is by far the best picture I have ever taken in this game. Ever. So I encourage everyone to click on it and take a closer look. :D It is that epic.

We interrupt our regularly scheduled programming to bring you Adagio taking his first steps. Hooray!

And here's the newly teenified Anemone! I like her stockings.

Why are you sitting on the counter? Ew, unhygenic. People cook there.
Reed: Sssh, don't let them know I'm here. I'm stalking that large black monster.
You mean the microwave?

Alight: Alumni's doing weird stuff in her sleep.

Yes, I see what you mean.

Alicante: What's Daddy looking at?
The fly. It's mesmerised him.

Anemone: Hey, we kinda look the same, don't we, little sis?

Anemone: I remember Dad doing this to me when I was little... Watch out for the alien, Atlantis!

And then this happened... WTH? I don't remember turning Ari-Bear into a real boy...

See? Even he knows what he should look like!

Derpy eyes. You know what that means? Birthday time!

Adagio's a pirate.

A grumpy pirate. He rolled Mean-Spirited as his third trait.
Adagio: What are you looking at?
I find it interesting that all of the kids this generation inherited Phoenix's hair. Maybe we'll get a throwback to Wolfsbane next generation? Cos he has cool hair.

Ashen: I don't understand this small, stretchy thing.

Alight: I like big eagles which swoop down and carry kittens away!
Ashen: Well I like rubber duckies that you play with in the bath!

Ashen: But eagles are cool too!
Alight: Yeah? Well rubber duckies are for wimps. >.<

Anemone: You nervous, bro?
Adagio: Nope.
Anemone: Then what's with the staring like a creeper?
Adagio: ...Bite me.

Alumni: They shall all beg for forgiveness!
Having dreams of power there?

Synchronised kitten scratching.
Sunfish: It's so artistic.

ZOMG Attaaaaack!

You get her, Alicante!

Alicante: Go away, Zaffie.

Reed: You were a worthy opponent, son. Even if Zaffie did try to distract you.

I don't think I've introduced Atlantis' IF before. This is Assalina.
Speaking of imaginary friends, I think Ari-Bear is gone forever. He glitched up majorly after looking normal... he turned into doll form again and stayed in Anemone's inventory... when I took him out she had no interactions with him, and eventually he just disappeared and didn't reappear in her inventory or anywhere in the house. So yeah. If anyone knows anything about this glitch, please tell me!

Hey, look! It's Cranberry Sorbet! That's right. I kidnapped multiple sims from A Berry Crazy ISBI and settled them in this neighbourhood - only without their cool hair and clothes.  Mwa ha ha ha ha!

Grape's here too. He's sitting outside alone for some reason.

Cranberry: Aah! It's Zaffie!

Cranberry: Hi, I'm Cranberry. Why are you dressed like a pirate?
Adagio: I could tell you... but then I'd have to kill you. And then I'd get grounded. So I actually can't tell you, sorry.

Adagio: So, your family has pretty sweet genetics. ...D'you have a sister?

Cranberry: Sorry, no. Well, there is Caramel... my Mum adopted her by accident... but in this save she's a YA and lives on her own and isn't actually related to us. So no.

Loooook! It's Raspberry! And she's gorgeous even in my game without the right hair or clothes!

O_O What's she gonna do to Adagio?
Raspberry: Geh heh heh heh!

And then she pretended to be a dog.

Raspberry: Dogs suck.
I'm not following your logic here.

Okay, seriously! I've been in this house for like two sim minutes and she's already the most interesting sim I've ever met. I need an Evil Insane sim. Well, Atlantis has the evil part down...

Look, Blackberry's here too! Damn, he's one good-looking sim. Maybe I should get Anemone over here...

Meanwhile, back at the Fancy house... it's Alumni's birthday!

She looks exactly like Sunfish except for that brown back.

It's a three-dog pile-up.
Ashen: Heh heh heh.

Angel managed to escape...
Alder: Goddamnit, I'm in my own way.

Illyria: You're in my way too!

Sparkly sparkly birthday time! Last birthday this chapter, I promise.

Cute pyjamas, Atlantis. You gonna give us a look at your face?
Atlantis: I'm waiting for my eyes to underp.

Aha, there she is. And ZOMG GUESS WHAT? She got Insane as her new trait because I didn't teach her how to walk or talk or use the potty! I knew my laziness about toddler skilling would come in handy. Be prepared for awesomeness.

Alight: What are you doing up there? Can I come up there too?
Ashen: No. This bench is reserved for sims who like rubber duckies.
Until next time.

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